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The Subtle Art of Just Telling the Story

The Subtle Art of Just Telling the Story iwannabealady.com

I want to be positive and say that memory is my friend, but what I really want to say is that memory– memorizing things, not memory, is an old nemesis. Memorizing things has always been a fight for me. I’ve spent my entire education and all of my adult life awestruck by people who can remember the year that something happened, where a street is located, names of authors of books they’d read, math formulas, the periodic table, the multiplication table, names of plants, just names period.

Things happened to me before or after I graduated high school; before or after I was married; before or after I had my kids; around the 1800s, around the 20s, back in the day. Simple.

You know what drives me absolutely murderous? When someone’s telling a story and they stop to remember the exact year that it happened. These people are fanatics. First of all, who cares what the exact year was that you went to that concert? They always think I care, though. Even after I say, “It’s fine, you don’t have to remember,” they insist on trying to figure it out anyway. Why?

Either they think I’m just being nice and that I actually do want to know the exact year that something happened to them, or they’re self-indulgent fanatics who use us (the people who could care less about what year it was?) as kidnap victims to get to their own crackhead agenda. They just can’t let it go. They’re addicted to pinning down the exact date.

I’ve watched friends that I love turn into possible murder victims in the time it took to ponder what year she met her boyfriend’s brother’s roommate.

I’ve watched good stories rot before my eyes because the storyteller just needed to pause a few moments (Was it ‘97? No, I think it had to be around 2000. That seems too late, probably ‘99) to figure out the exact year that the story took place. Nobody cares. Except for you, of course. I can’t even figure out why you care! Tell the blasted story. You know what? Forget the story. I don’t even care anymore. You’ve had your chance.

I’ve got things trying to get into my brain and things trying to get the hell out, and let me tell you, it’s like Grand Central Station in there, only dirtier. Knowing the exact date of some event will take up too much room in my head. Actually, that’s a lie. It only takes up my time. I’ll forget the date by the time you’re done with your sentence, so please just tell the story and spare me. Spare all of us.

These are the people who would write autobiographies the size of War and Peace. Unless you’re Tolstoy, no one wants the depth of detail you’re trying to offer and/or force into our brains. I’ve gone many years of my life suffering from this scourge and saying nothing, but today I’m speaking out for all the silent victims.

Are you one of those people who feel a sick compulsion to pin down the exact year that things have happened in your life or the world? Have you been the victim of one of these characters?

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20 thoughts on “The Subtle Art of Just Telling the Story

  1. I’m right there with you, but I kind of understand their frustration at the same time. It’s gotta be the same as trying the name a song or movie actor you know, but you just can’t think of. At least I hope it’s like that…

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    1. True, that’s a good comparison. I know we’ve all been there. I rarely remember the names of songs and movies so I usually don’t even try very hard if I forget, lol. My brain doesn’t get much exercise in this regard!

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  2. I cannot stand those people who try to tell stories like that. Remembering the exact date you ate a really fantastic cookie is not as important as the cookie itself. I feel like dwelling on the minute details shows they’re telling the story for themselves instead of for the person listening

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  3. Just so you know, I finished reading this at 13:31 – but I can’t remember if I started it at 13:25 or 13:26… how long would you say it takes to read this? A similar sized post usually takes about – JUST KIDDING!! DONT KILL ME 😂
    My husband does the same thing and it drives me batty shit mental. This is the reason my knives are blunt. If they were sharp I’d be a widow!!

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    1. So. Many. Numbers. 😂 I can barely handle numbers, I don’t want them mixed up with my words. I flunked algebra for a reason. Let’s see, that should’ve back in… if I graduated in 2000 and I took two years of algebra since I was remedial… which years do they teach algebra in high school? Was that sophomore or junior year? So 1998, or let’s see…
      Your husband is lucky to have a loving wife who never sharpens knives. You should probably get plastic windows in your house to resist the urge to hurl yourself through one. 😂

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  4. Good gawd this is my mother to a T… If she actually let’s it go and moves on with her story, she will actually circle back at the end of her story! ARGH. “Oh gosh, I just can’t believe that I can’t remember that woman’s name!! Brenda? Barbara? It started with a B…”

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  5. Because my boyfriend and I have spent lots of time together and had many experiences in our short relationship of only 2 & a half years (so far), he often places me in memories I wasn’t actually a part of and I have to remind him that I wasn’t there haha it’s sweet

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