My Inner Thighs and the Art of War

I love my quadriceps. They are strong, tight, sexy. Theyโ€™ve got their act together. My inner thighs, however, are what we call freeloaders. They donโ€™t work, but they sure do eat of the bounty. They suck the fat from everything I eat and expend no energy to burn it off. They are greedy, lazy, and quite frankly, disruptive. So Iโ€™ve decided to wage war against … Continue reading My Inner Thighs and the Art of War

My Body Is Bangin’, or I’m Changed Tonight

So, I haven’t been to the gym in a long while. Almost 3 months a long while. Not too long ago- 5 months ago- that would’ve been unheard of. So. I feel for the first time, a little anxious about going back. I’ve put on about ten pounds since the time I’ve been absent. And I’m short, so it shows. So, my body is banging … Continue reading My Body Is Bangin’, or I’m Changed Tonight